Dr. Pepper Jokes (And Other Soft Drink Funnies)
From J2museum
GOOD JOKES
hwy couldn't small mounaint des get onto r rated movie? It wuse a Du SRunt
Why coilndt cola make it to soccer practice? IT WAS huNGRy
Q. How msany diet colaz it take to doscro onne a lightbolb? A. Thre: it has 1/33 of tha caloryc contents! B. Not many, if you counted wrong! $$$$$$$. IT TOSENT MATER BECAUS DIET COLA HAS A CARSINOGEN SO U WIL HAVE CANCER AND A HOSPITLE U STAY AT WIL BE 4 CHEEP SO NO ELECTRICITAL WIRING IS SUPLPLIEDD
Why did Buck Rogers buy a soda for hi mfriend? Because he has an astornaut! hey are Rich! Why did a mello yellow crosss the road? The duck telled him to!! What do you call a Dr. Pepper with no law degree? Too good to believe! Where did Frederique goto buy a sodda?? Portuagl What did the coke say to the other coke? I sell pockets. What do you call Mr. Pibb at a party? Mistra Pub! Wehre did a pepsi go to vabation? And antiquie shop! What did Coke say to Sprite at a party? I love your shoes! Who do you calll a Dr.Pepper on wheels! Roller Boogie Cola Type! Why was Pepsi afraide of Coke! For cause Coke Amp Sprite What do you call a bottel of JoneSoda for doesnt came back if yo uthrow? A taxi! What did the Snapelle say on the radio show? Happy birthday Steve. How did the spanish colo greet the not spainish cola? ¡COLA. Why did the pirate buy the cola? Because he wanted to get in the cola joke book! Why did the pirate buy the cola? Because he was really thirsty, and needed refreshment. Why did the cola buy the pirate? Because it is Birzaro Land! STOP READING OLD COMIC BOKS Why did pirate throw cola back at sea? His dentist told him to cut down on the soda, since it was corroding his teeth. The pirate agred What did the Fanta say to balding 40yoldman? Doo you want for to fanta with me! What did the car salessman give to the penqin? A pucket of mountain bew "for the roadd!" Whet did T Jones say to the Pepsi Company WHo says I am soda jazz! Icelåndic Taco Bell Worker Are Filling soda macine then a Gingerale comes in. "Safari, we don't serve foxcats" What did the Balws say to the amazon liver? I need a helmet What service apple juice online? It Apple online! So pepsi walks into bar. Bar controller speaks "YOur haire looks differnet." Pepsi says, "it's not hair, I got a cap!". COLA WALKS INTO CLINIC AND SAYS TO NURSE "I BELIEVE MY ELBOW IS IN PAIN." NURSES MAKES WORD TO COLA "THAT'S BECAUS YOU'RE LOW CALORIE!" Waht you getetes wehn Combination Tank holds a cola + guitare A CARBONATED MOTORCADE
TWO PERSONS JOKES
STAN: Do you want know what I got at dentist store? JAN No SAN: Roott beer!! JAN: Wonderbal, CHAN: So did you hear about Doctor Pepers Farm? STAN: No I would like to thought!! STAN: They say its nice! JAN: I drank some Powerade while I was being harasseed! STAN: So? JAN: I got beaten savegely! STAN: There is always time! JAN: What time always? STAN: All ways co cacola! JAN: Did you see Gatorade last night? STAN: He give back library card! JAN: Sprite? Don't tell me about sprite I drank a gallon once! STAN: Did you have to go to the bathroom? JAN: Yes a lot!! STAN: Did you know that Pepsi and Coke had a fight yesterday? Everyone thought they would have a fight for a long time and they did yesterday. JAN: I did not know! Which one wins? STAN: The best man! JAN: Hey stan, why come cant bring Pepsi on a tlane? STAN: It is prohibited by law. JAN: I saw Snapple do a backflip today STAN: Is he a Snapplecrobat? JAN: Hey Nantucket Nectars fell in tar today. He all stick. FLAN: I guess we can call Nantucket Nice Tar now, oh oh oh. LAN: I went to the hause of Mister Pib yesterday STAN: I don't know what did he say. STAN: He was a chairmans' baby! KARL: Waht did the four years old brother say to the brother CARL: What! What did she say. KARL: Suprisa milk!! STAN: There is a green fluid inside my can soda! What do iI do!? JAN: You are lucry linner! Why did you go to cola co dot com and enter your numbers for grand peroxise! JAN: You heard what doctor said to Gatorad CHAN: No proceed in talk? STAN: Everypody standing in the punsh line! JAN: I have to go to Pepsi! STAN: Go Pepsi, go. COLA: I do not have proper attire! JAN: I spilled Dr. Pepper on pants of mine! KARL: Are you sure you should be seeing doctor? JAN: One a day keeps away. KARL: Its docer Order! SITUATION A.) COLA FIND SELF IN FACTORY OF GLUE. JAN SAUYS TO COAL: YOU COLA IN STICK SITUAITON
KNOCK KNOCK ONES
Knock Knock! Whose there! A coke represenative! Oh come in. I glad to see that you enjoy our product! Me too. Goodbye! Knock knock Whose their? Doctor! Doctor who? Doctor peper here for delicious taste! Knocke knock! What Awquafina! Aquafina ho? I fina too, your? Knocknock What him? Maintain bawls pleas? What yes Ok! Knock Knoco Who is i (before other man says it all) Cola! Knockeknock. Dowh is it Coke a cola 1940s stylee Style who! Whooray Knock knock Who there. Amp Amp who? Please be turning down your rock music activate Dorbel? WHO! Who doorbell. A salesmen from RuuteBear town. I think your doorbell breaked! End doorbell kconokncok What cola this time Tim your garden sir! Por how many (go) Vegetable don't! run away with no shoes!
