STEREO TYPE
From J2museum
PROLOGUE
STEREO TYPE
<snowmanman>two guys are <snowmanman>fist-pound <snowmanman>and then <snowmanman>one of them -halfway to the pound- is a rectangle <snowmanman>and the other guys stands back straight <snowmanman>then x frames pass <snowmanman>and the rectangle says "this is not okay" <snowmanman>(im keeping that line) <snowmanman>this is pretty good <j2n4me>the last panel <j2n4me>should be of you drawing the comic <j2n4me>and saying "this is pretty good"
MONO TYPE
[03:35:54] Morgan Quirk: same thing but: both guys have hair [03:36:02] Morgan Quirk: when the guy is a rectangle, the hair is still on him [03:36:09] Morgan Quirk: then on the fourht frame [03:36:11] Morgan Quirk: instead of the other line [03:36:17] Morgan Quirk: the alive guy says [03:36:20] Morgan Quirk: "dude, you wear a wig?" [03:36:51] Morgan Quirk: the joke is that that's totally not what someone would say in that situation, GET IT
BOOMBOX TYPE
[03:39:44] Morgan Quirk: you're missing one important thing [03:39:46] Morgan Quirk: which is that [03:39:48] Morgan Quirk: they don't have faces [03:39:54] j2 - went to school with 27 jennifers: oh [03:39:57] j2 - went to school with 27 jennifers: okay [03:39:57] j2 - went to school with 27 jennifers: hold on [03:39:58] Morgan Quirk: they have heads and their speech bubbles are just [03:40:00] Morgan Quirk: text inside their face [03:40:18] Morgan Quirk: its the best part so far.
IPOD TYPE
[03:44:03] Morgan Quirk: oh [03:44:07] Morgan Quirk: i lost connection to da [03:44:10] Morgan Quirk: and im not gonna reconnect right now
LASERDISC TYPE
[03:47:03] Morgan Quirk: i [03:47:04] Morgan Quirk: okay [03:47:10] Morgan Quirk: i think im going to sleep
BETAMAX TYPE
[03:49:24] Morgan Quirk: it really started going downhill after number 3 [03:49:34] Morgan Quirk: though if you make a #6 detailing that, it could be great
[03:58:56] kevin: are they over :( [03:59:03] j2 - went to school with 27 jennifers: he went to sleep [03:59:41] kevin: i have a challenge for you [03:59:55] kevin: communicate with him only though these for the next week [04:00:05] j2 - went to school with 27 jennifers: okay [04:00:20] kevin: awesome
THE CHALLENGE BEGINS
MONDAY
DVD-RW TYPE
<snowmanman>lol <snowmanman>"lol"
SPLASH CYMBAL TYPE
<snowmanman>awesome
<j2n4me> [03:59:41] kevin: i have a challenge for you
[03:59:55] kevin: communicate with him only though these for the next week
[04:00:05] j2 - went to school with 27 jennifers: okay
[04:00:20] kevin: awesome
<snowmanman> oh
<snowmanman>good idea
<snowmanman>that probably won't get old for atleast another 2 images
<snowmanman>atleast
SD CARD TYPE
<snowmanman>i <snowmanman>have never read more bullshit in a single sentence than... <snowmanman>Web 3.0 - Could it unseat Internet giants like Google? Microsoft's acquisition of Powerset signals the building of a future when the world could have access to virtual “software agents” who “roam” across the Web, taking care of the day-to-day hassles of humankind. It's called a "Semantic Web" and it really could change the Internet at a fundamental level. <snowmanman>"software agents" who "roam" "across" the "web" <snowmanman>okay that isn't a single sentence. <j2n4me>it's still kind of dumb-sounding <j2n4me>but i am down with the semantic web :( <snowmanman>rofl <snowmanman>just read that like <snowmanman>10 times <snowmanman>and tell me how angry you get <snowmanman>the answer should be "quite" <j2n4me>wait <j2n4me>i'm supposed to be making comics <snowmanman>oh <snowmanman>WHOOPS.
PS2 MEMORY CARD TYPE
<snowmanman> thats a great one j2
CHARLOTTESVILLE TYPE
<snowmanman>oh <snowmanman>guys <snowmanman>i can soldat now
BAGUETTE TYPE
<snowmanman>wow <snowmanman>that sandwich was delicious
PITA TYPE
<j2n4me>so hey <j2n4me>i'm bored <j2n4me>woo <Captain-Laserpants>Me too. <j2n4me>i should keep talking to snow <j2n4me>so i have to keep making those comic things
CARROT TOP TYPE
** cheapride has joined <j2n4me>oh hey <j2n4me>someone else with chia pride <j2n4me>but it seems he can't spell <j2n4me>my favorite <j2n4me>is the mr. t chia pet <snowmanman>dude i know <cheapride>Cheap Ride <snowmanman>Chea Pride <cheapride>a chja is something kids get for x-mas <snowmanman>indeed it is <snowmanman>which is why its always fun to meet another person as dedicated as we to chias <cheapride>lol <snowmanman>Joey: topic link is good <cheapride>nice little tune
INTERMISSION BY CAPTAIN-LASERPANTS
TUESDAY
SCREEN SAVIOR TYPE
<j2n4me>_autoresponse add lady :devlady%1: <j2dragonfly>Added. <j2n4me>_lady 1 <j2dragonfly>~lady1 <j2n4me>_lady 2 <j2dragonfly>~lady2 <j2n4me>_lady 3 <j2n4me>_lady 4 <j2dragonfly>~lady3 <j2n4me>_lady 5 <j2dragonfly>:devlady5: <j2n4me>_lady 6 <j2dragonfly>~lady4 <j2dragonfly>:devlady6: <j2n4me>_lady 7 <j2n4me>_lady 8 <j2n4me>_lady 9 <j2dragonfly>~lady7 <j2dragonfly>~lady9 <j2dragonfly>:devlady8: <j2n4me>_lady 10 <j2dragonfly>:devlady10: <snowmanman>j2 <snowmanman>multi it
QUARTERING TYPE
<TSED>j2n4me: WHY IS THE COMPUTER STILL A CREEPY LEER :( <j2n4me>it is leering in your direction <j2n4me>you need to give back its corn-sack <j2n4me>before it sends rabid/hungry hens <j2n4me>through your chimney. <TSED>it is a sex-leer <TSED>Made by creepy pedomans. <j2n4me>tsed <j2n4me>you're the only one <j2n4me>who sees a face <j2n4me>in the computer. <TSED>j2n4me: try again. <TSED>The bottom 2 panels are eyes. <TSED>The keyboard is teeth. <snowmanman>theres no damn face. <TSED>The top 2 panels are eyebrows. <j2n4me>TSED <j2n4me>NOBODY <j2n4me>NOTICED <j2n4me>THAT <j2n4me>UNTIL YOU SAID IT. <j2n4me>AND IF YOU'RE THAT OFF-PUT BY IT <j2n4me>[link] <j2n4me>LOOK AT THIS INSTEAD <TSED>Much better :D <snowmanman>why did you <snowmanman>appease him
CARPAL TUNNEL TYPE
<ravenbassist>Pep? And Vitality? <ravenbassist>I've experienced pep <ravenbassist>And I've experienced vitality <ravenbassist>But I've never experienced both pep and vitality <j2n4me>ravenbassist: GO TEAM GO! WE WILL ONE DAY DIE! <j2n4me>wait <j2n4me>that's <j2n4me>mortality <j2n4me>okay! <snowmanman>yeah. <snowmanman>:p
SANDWICH REMOVAL TYPE
<TSED>santanaclaws: I slept until 9 pm <TSED>ONE UPPED :( <snowmanman>i <snowmanman>slept till <snowmanman>9 am <snowmanman>:/ <j2n4me>snow is the greatest person <snowmanman>wtf j2 :( <j2n4me>guys <j2n4me>did you know <j2n4me>that snow is the greatest person? <j2n4me>that's what i meant to say. <snowmanman>:( <j2n4me>this is because <snowmanman>:( <j2n4me>he wakes up at a reasonable hour <snowmanman>stop it. <snowmanman>stop. <snowmanman>i dont like this <j2n4me>i can't stop, everyone <snowmanman>i only wake up this <snowmanman>time <snowmanman>because <snowmanman>of work <j2n4me>guys <j2n4me>i think <j2n4me>that snowmanman <j2n4me>should stop working <snowmanman>stop guysing <j2n4me>what do you think <snowmanman>then talking about me <j2n4me>guys? <snowmanman>thats really bad <snowmanman>STOP :( <j2n4me>guys <j2n4me>i think <j2n4me>that talking about snow like this <j2n4me>yeah, i feel bad. /comic
COSINE TYPE
<snowmanman>Lololol
METAPHYSICAL TYPE
<snowmanman>im showing my friend <snowmanman>because its aaawesomemmmmmmeemem <snowmanman>oh no you're going to make this one :(
JIMMY CARTER TYPE
<snowmanman>that's why i said it.
YOUNG PARSON TYPE
<snowmanman>orange is probably <snowmanman>the most overused flavor of candy
ULTRAMINT TYPE
<j2n4me>bass0r needs to be here <j2n4me>or hult or something <j2n4me>also: chet <snowmanman>but <snowmanman>i'm here :<
GARFIELD TYPE
<snowmanman>:<
POLITICAL SCIENCE TYPE
<chocolate-neko> ISIS <chocolate-neko> ISIS <Petsuchos-Isis> ELSH <chocolate-neko> ISIS <Petsuchos-Isis> ELSH <j2n4me> ISIS <j2n4me> GET <Petsuchos-Isis> ELSH <j2n4me> ON MSN <j2n4me> I HAVE SOME SECRETS <Petsuchos-Isis> OH MAN YES <chocolate-neko> ISIS, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN <Petsuchos-Isis> I AM MAKING SONG THREE, TOO <Petsuchos-Isis> ELSH TELL ME <snowmanman> woah <snowmanman> suddenly caps
PURPLE RAIN TYPE
<snowmanman>why does he have 65k page views
SECRET TYPE
<TSED>snowmanman: ICE CREAM. <snowmanman>oh <snowmanman>ICE CREAM <snowmanman>BRB
FASCIST TYPE
<j2n4me>"First you can pick from a base type – like male, female or animal" <j2n4me>on Lively. <j2n4me>MALE/FEMALE/ANIMAL. <j2n4me>WHAT.
WEDNESDAY
GET WELL TYPE
<snowmanman> Fuck you <snowmanman> im out of cl <snowmanman> forever <snowmanman> if you link a new comic <j2n4me> http://ice.thej2.com/museum/images/3/3a/FASCIST_TYPE.PNG <snowmanman> oh. <snowmanman> damn <pencilears> wander around with a sandwich board <snowmanman> i can't ever come back. <snowmanman> see you guys never again. ** snowmanman has left
[12:07:51] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: hey [12:07:57] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: we heard about your liver failure [12:08:01] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: so me and the guys got together and made a card for you [12:08:05] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: i know it's not much [12:08:09] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: but we put a lot of love into it [12:08:14] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: and hey [12:08:21] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: looking forward to seeing you back out on that ice [12:08:28] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: feel better, champ
[12:08:29] Morgan Quirk: do you know what 2 times infinity is? [12:08:34] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: no? [12:08:37] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: probably [12:08:38] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: 2infinity [12:08:40] Morgan Quirk: it's MORE INFINITY [12:09:39] Morgan Quirk: do you understand the relevence [12:09:47] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: no [12:09:58] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: i am renowned as being a guy who doesn't understand things [12:10:02] Morgan Quirk: okay [12:10:07] Morgan Quirk: im gone forever because you made a comic [12:10:09] Morgan Quirk: so you made another one [12:10:14] Morgan Quirk: and im going to be gone forever x 2 [12:10:19] j2 - these flavors cause deformations: oh
EPILOGUE
